Interesting Situation @ the Taj

I walked in to and was seated by the floor, and where as I usually am the reg at harrahs and sit to a table that looks upon me as the fucking one two pro just sat down... I had an interesting realization. I had never once seen any of the players seated at my table. usually one or two I know at least. this was a rare experience... I am instantly excited @ the the idea of creating a new image for the contestants on my own personal game show of my one two table. My mind races and The first thing that comes to mind is play like a complete Spew tart wanna be pokerplayer.

I plainly place 8 chips on the felt side by side and try to shuffle them as poorly as I can. chips are looking awkward in my hand... I look up... i immediately get attn of sharks one of them actually elbowed another and pointed! lol

after three hands go by I decided to up the ante. I raise my button to 6 bucks w/ QJoff. vs UTG limper. UTG bets a Q 2 spades flop for ten, I CC. all while placing the chips awkwardly in pot. turn was a three flush and before I CC this Bet I made sure to check that I did not in fact have any spades... I did not ... I call. the River is a 4flush and opponent bets out 15.

With out thinking too long at all... I start stacking 15 + 15 + 15, deciding that was enough. I stacked the chips and slid this Mini stack of chips only thirty more in to the pot as If it were three Stacks of red!

Opponent went in to a tear! the sharks besides him laughed out loud as He showed them his cards! what was the commotion about I thought... the gentlemen said I cant believe u got there and Tabled King Queen of with the King of Spades Flush instead of paying the 30 more! I look at his hand and as the dealer mucked it, I said I thought my queen was good? and I table QJ off no flush. three gentlemen across the table STOOD UP to see my hand and laughed out loud at the rock that folded to this epic fish that just sat down!

Either way this hand cost me the min - if he calls I get to show and pretend I dont know what a flush is... If folds I get to show and pretend I dont know what a flush is... lol


most players bought my act hook line sinker. and I ate them alive shoving the nuts!